Tuesday, July 19, 2016

The homework that inspires horror in families

Homework can sometimes be a nightmare - for both children and their parents. In France the ritual of copying out poems and learning them by heart is no exception and can fill whole families with horror, writes Joanna Robertson in Paris.



Twenty-six pupils have carefully copied, in regulation cursive script, in their homework diaries: "Friday. Poetry book. Recite."
Le cahier de poesie - the poetry book - is a standard-format exercise book required by every primary school child in France. Ninety-four mixed pages, lined and blank. The lined - for the pupil to copy out the text of a poem. The blank - for them to provide an illustration.
They'll copy out, illustrate, learn by heart and recite - in front of the class - poems ranging from La Chanson de Roland, an epic from the 11th Century, to poems written just a few months ago. And rest assured, no-one will escape a thorough knowledge of the 17th Century fables of Jean de la Fontaine.There's a typically rigorous marking system for handwriting, drawing, tone and expression and, most importantly, memory. You'll sail through with neat handwriting and perfect recall, but flunk entirely if you're a scatty, messy, budding Matisse.
One by one, in turn, pupils walk up to the blackboard, take a deep breath and begin. Twenty-six renderings of the same poem by Pierre Gamarra, in the same high-pitched sing-song voice:
"Mon cartable sent l'orange,/ le bison et le nougat,
il sent tout ce que l'on mange,/ et ce qu'on ne mange pas."
My schoolbag smells of orange,/ bison and nougat,
it smells of things we eat,/ and things we don't.